Odd socks story
We were in bed
in the middle of ‘doing it’
when he told me
he was fantasizing about having a particular pair of
your dark green cotton, gold lurex spotted
dirty socks
stuffed in his mouth
she said
momentarily rendered speechless by this bizarre revelation
finally I managed to splutter..
You’re not serious..
O but I am
thoughtfully twiddling a strand of sparse, bleached blond hair
between thin bony fingers
she replied
well
bloody hell
now I find it quite amusing but back then
I really was slightly horrified
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