And Boris says sorry

Matty, Gav and I of course
all deeply regret the humungous loss of life
big time….seriously folks
meanwhile
bear no responsibility
we only followed SAGE advice
or not as the case may be
so
come on guys….don’t criticise
be nice

because hey ho…we all live and learn
on the plus side
Dom Cum has gone
because her inside who must be obeyed
ordered me to do it
threatening that if I didn’t
I wouldn’t get laid
so that was a no-brainer obviously

prioritising being key
to what really
motivates me

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